I wrote this episodes for some friends who have two cartoons on the Mondo Media Youtube channel.
It’s a Dig Dug/Miner Dig Deep parody, but I get the Minecraft comments showing up in the comments due to the animation style.
My friends have this series, Game Program Attack, and Destructo Box.
Power is often fueled by technology. If you have more and you can do more with it, you command much more leverage and influence than if you were without. And under the salty waves of the open sea few cultures hold the reigns of technology as strongly as the Redscale kingdom. Cold-blooded and bipedal, Rescales are a race of fishpersons whose discovery of metal and rubber enabled them to develop unparalleled means of exploration and conquest, allowing them to build a great and sprawling civilization on the sandy shoals of the deep. Subsisting on a diet of non-sentient fish and aquatic vegetation, Redscales are lean and quick, able to zip through the water with ease when they’re not encumbered by burden of bulk. Their king, Lord Bubbleglub the Briny, commands the seat of power in the ornate and gilded castle at the heart of Shellspire, their central city. Built of stone and mortar, Shellspire is a winding maze of old streets and open markets bristling with commerce and activity. Redscale weaponry is built to be hydrodynamic, from their curved swords to their long arrows and harpoons, if a weapon can’t be wielded with ease in the thick atmosphere of the sea it isn’t worth the material it’s made from. Many aquatic races swear by Redscale blades and bows as their rubber-coated parts are easy to grip and their metal bits resist corrosion, on top of slicing through the sea like a baracuda on the hunt. And while merchants and craftsfish barter to sell their tools and trinkets, the real prize of the Redscale kingdom is its unique take on armorsmithing.
They call them Terranauts. Those brave Redscale soldiers, masters of the blade and bow, who answer the call to explore the lands above are intimately familiar with the incredible advancements in Redscale armory. Sacrificing their natural agility for unrivaled protection, Redscale Terranauts learn to move and work while wearing the heaviest of heavy armor, to the point that it’s an extension of their body. Terranauts cannot breathe the air above, so they rely on a series of pressurized seals within their suits of plated mail to provide them a hospitable environment in the world beyond the waves- their water-filled plate also provides them added protection from crushing or bludgeoning blows, since they’re dense with water and not air they’re extra-resistant to non-piercing attacks. Donning a helm of thick crystal-glass, Terranauts are afforded a full view of the world around them- this special glass has been carefully developed over generations to resist cuts and blows, its thick walls and spherical design making it tough to crack. And while these are both impressive technological traits, the real technological feat of the Terranauts’ armor is in the water filtration units installed on their backs, pumping air in to keep their suit of water fresh and breathable. Equipped with the finest of tools the kingdom has to offer, a company of Terranauts is well-equipped to venture beyond the deep on missions of diplomacy, asset-recovery, acquisition of resources or military exercise. And though they’re called Terranauts, their special pressurized armor allows the Redscale kingdom to expand its reaches downward as well as upward, exploring the crushing pressures of the deepest of undersea trenches. Truly there’s no point on this earth beyond the reach of the Redscale kingdom.
Uh, awesome.
Wanna go to the comic book store?
Wanna go to the movies?
Wanna go get pho?
Wanna go get drunk?
(Source: chaystar)
what is going on.
Spider-man as filtered through Teen Titans with lesser writing and animation.
guys i can’t stop coming back to this
#KIND PEOPLE #I HAVE FOUND A GREAT LAKE IN THIS GRAND FORTRESS OF THE MAN OF IRON #THE SLOPING DEVICE CREATES A TINGLE IN MY STOMACH HAW HAW #I FEEL FREE AND SWIFT LIKE THE GRAND MJOLNIR IN THE WIND #IT IS CALLED “SLIDE” SAYETH THE BIRD MAN #THIS JOY SLIDE #I LIKE IT #ANOTHER!
Don’t get me wrong, I love this picture, but “sloping device?” C’mon. The Asgardians have the inclined plane. They created weapons that manipulate the weather. The inclined plane was pretty early in their development.
“On Asgard the slide is a mile long! It is called Jlmeindogrndffbmmnadfer! And it leads into a pool of mead!”
(Source: aprilspink)
n8br:
I don’t watch this show, but this is just funny.
Best reaction to a zombie.
(Source: captainperth)
