March 2010
14 posts
How to Survive Anything
Everyone has a zombie escape plan. After discussing it with various people, I’ve found that some of these are really intricate, but really what it boils down to is this: - Be Faster than a Zombie. - Don’t Get Boxed in. - Don’t Run Out of Bullets. - Have Something Sharp for When You Inevitably Run Out of Bullets. Now there will be some differing details when you get down...
Tech We Really Should Have at This Point
Aaaaaaand, we’re back. Sorry for the disruption in service, but my life was sort of melting down and my shit was all in disarray. But now? Now I’ve got my shit wired tight. Is this the face of a guy who doesn’t know what he’s doing? Dapper. I though not. *-*-* As you may or may not have heard, the British are developing force field technology. This is not a...
News.
Blog is going to be on hold for a couple of weeks.
Matt
Dear Celebs, Please Fix My Car
It’s back. I’m doing a ‘Dear Celebs’ again and to make today even more fun, there’s a theme!
Theme!
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Dear Vin Diesel, This guy plays D&D. Do you think in between turns he just does lunges and dips?
Please fix my car.
I know you’re busy winning street races, avenging old girlfriends, being Riddick, and the world’s most XXXtreme secret agent...
Rant
Hey, hi, what’s up? Today I’m posting a rant because I’ve got all these emotions bottled up with no healthy way to release them, save screaming at the internet like a crazy person accusing the Grand Canyon of some horrible wrong. Let’s say grand theft auto. Because how could a hole in the ground steal a car? Am I right? Is this thing on? *taps mic* *sees that it is, in...
The New Style
Okay, new plan, I’m going to post Tuesday through Saturday, so I can actually have a day off during the week (Sunday).
Matt
Profiles in Awesome: They're Mostly Awesome at...
Who She Is: Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley served aboard the Nostromo before she initiated the self-destruct sequence destroying the enormous ship. In her defense, she did it because it was invaded by an outer space bug that wanted to impregnate her and everyone around her with chest babies. Bring your Daughter to Work Day is really awesome in the future. When that didn’t work she used the...
Four-Color Funnybooks for 3/10/10
Small week again, but a strong one. Morrison’s Batman and Robin keeps getting better and better, Criminal remains brutal and awesome, and sadly we mourn a series cancelled before it ever had a chance.
Oh, and I’d like to do this as more of a round table discussion, so if any of the three of you who read this blog read comics, and buy them in a timely fashion, and would like to post...
Area Dude's Decision to 'Bro' It Alone Leads to...
LOs ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Area dude and local to Los Angeles, Bryce Coleburn, decision to not stay in over the weekend, despite having no concrete plans in an effort to “bro it alone” was a spectacular failure that plunged the young man into an existential crisis from which he can barely recover. It was, like, a normal week, you know,” the shaken young man asked no one in...
Who'd Win in a Fight: James Bond v. Indiana Jones
Welcome to what will hopefully be a weekly fixture here “the Who’d Wins?” Every week I’ll pick two people either historical or fictional, or maybe a combination of the two, set the parameters and location, rate the fighters, give you my picks, and maybe we’ll get a discussion/heated argument going. For our first fight we’re going with two classics, one that...
Oscars Live Blog '10
I completely forgot I’m doing this blog thing every weekday. I had an idea I was going to write on, but right now it’s midnight and I need to do the sleep thing since I have to do the wake-up early thing. So here’s a live blog of the Oscars! * YAY!
*not actually live
· If you’re going to show a clip from Up, then show the dogs laughing. I laugh uncontrollably every time.
· What in the hell is...
Profiles in Awesome: Awesomely Frontier-sy
Hawkeye from Last of the Mohicans Just stay awesome. I WILL BLOG YOU. Who He is: A rugged frontiersman Hawkeye is a white man who was adopted into the Mohican tribe at a very young age. Raised among them, he identifies with the Native American at every level. He is at one in the woods, blending in and disappearing at will. He’s the closest thing humanity has for the equivalent of the...
Four Color Funny Books for March 3, 2010
Light week, which good, because it means less typing and my wallet takes less of a hit. With robot-on-robot crime, no one wins. Except the audience. And the robot who doesn’t die.
Atomic Robo and the Revenge of the Vampire Dimension #1 - I cannot stress how much fun this book is. The art is fantastic with a nice flow, clean lines, and a distinct cartoony flavor to it. I always...
So, You've Decided to Strike Out on Your Own in...
I see you’ve decided to leave the protective clutch of group blogging where you’re responsible for one day to take on the world by attempting to offer content a dizzying five days a week. I wish I had a place this nice for all of my animes.
The easiest way to do this is to become a media blog. Celebrities and news concerning movies, TV, or videogames are fairly easy to write for as...
